@MizzouFratBoy — The rambling thoughts of your quintessential frat daddy. Most tweets are about drinking and pledges doing embarrassing things.
@MizzouPassouts — Tons of pictures of people facedown on the carpet after a long night of Natty Light.
@MizzouSquirrel — It's rumored that the engineering students installed a microchip in a squirrel that reads and tweets all his thoughts.
@WSMizzouCM — A niche form of the original "What Should We Call Me" Tumblr account.
@MizzouShackers — The morning after, everyone's eventually gotta go home. Borrowed basketball shorts, stilettos and all.
@FreeFoodMizzou — Keeps you up to date on where to find the free Shakespeare's and Jimmy John's on campus every day.
@MizzouGDI — This guy usually just tweets about embarrassing goings-on in the dorms and how cool cargo shorts are.
@MizzouMakeouts — Last weekend's archive of awkwardly-positioned and extremely public displays of affection. The faint of stomach need not apply.
@clubellis — Some people think Club Ellis isn't a real club. Clearly they haven't seen all the vomit in here after finals.