Five ~legal~ gifts for your stoner buds

From Cosmos to a urine sample, we know what your stoner buds want this holiday season.

Let’s be blunt — we all have that friend. That friend who’s giggly, always eating McDonalds and too high to tie their shoes. Here’s five legal gifts to blow your favorite stoner’s mind this holiday season.

Jumbo-sized lighter: The problem all stoners face: keeping track of lighters. They’re passing the bowl around and around, and suddenly it's vanished off the face of the earth. Instead of letting them playing Where’s Waldo: Lighter Edition, help them keep the party lit with an obnoxiously large neon lighter they couldn’t possibly lose. (But maybe get them two, just in case.)

Hoverboard: Because who else but a stoner would want a hunk of plastic that effortlessly transports you slower than normal-paced walking?

Every season of Cosmos on DVD: Leave it to Neil deGrasse Tyson to entertain your stoned friends when you’re busy. Simply give them “Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey,” a TV show with a plotline that’s so mesmerizing, it’s out of this world. Literally.

Binder of delivery menus: Deciding what to order without aid is too hard for someone with the munchies. Make their decision “freaky fast” by giving them a crap ton of delivery menus. Top it off by organizing them in a green binder, and bam! A delicious yet nearly free gift their taste buds will thank you for.

Drug-free urine sample: When your bud unwraps this gift, they’ll probably be pissed at first. But when they’re picked to do a random drug test for their work in a few weeks, they’ll be more thankful for your pee than they could have ever imagined.

Weed: This one isn’t so legal.

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