Sex

Dec. 3, 2008 (Volume 7, Issue 7)

Don't dick around with STDs

Chlamydia. Are you cringing? You shouldn't be. It's the most common sexually transmitted disease in the U.S. and it can be cured with a few horse pills. Many of you ...

Nov. 11, 2008 (Volume 7, Issue 6)

Column: Rethinking shallow sex

Why the hell do we put ourselves through torture if both parties know that the outcome is going to be shallow sex? I haven't done this mating ritual in a ...

Oct. 28, 2008 (Volume 7, Issue 5)

'Who's Nailin' Paylin?: Adventures of a Hockey MILF'

It's funny. The infamous Hustler-produced Sarah Palin porno starts in much the same way "Hamlet" does. It's a snowy night outside of a palatial home in a decidedly northern region, ...

Three's company

My boyfriend's birthday was last week, and I bought him a bunch of rad gifts, but one special gift was lacking: a threesome. He didn't ask for one, but I ...

Oct. 14, 2008 (Volume 7, Issue 4)

Free your mind, and your ass will follow

I have been single for one year and nine months now. Most mornings I wake up alone, in time with the rising sun, but never intentionally. The light gets to ...

Sept. 30, 2008 (Volume 7, Issue 3)

Column: Finding intimacy in sex

If I had a nickel for every time I have heard the phrase "git'r done" in reference to an imminent intimate encounter, I would have quite the nickel collection. This ...

Sept. 17, 2008 (Volume 7, Issue 2)

Column: Sexting for noobs

Your roommate’s sleeping but your significant other is texting you, wanting some audio stimulation. “I want you. I need you. I crave you,” he says. What’s the next best thing?Text ...

Sept. 3, 2008 (Volume 7, Issue 1)

The first-timer's guide to getting it on

It is your worst nightmare. You are a virgin in college. And sadly, I'm not talking in the metaphorical "you" when I really mean "me."I mean you.You have watched it ...

June 11, 2008 (Volume 6, Issue 15)

Column: No home plate, no second date

In the heat of summer we find ourselves in all sorts of situations: hook-ups, break-ups, revenge hook-ups — the list goes on. As a lady, if you find yourself in ...

May 7, 2008 (Volume 6, Issue 14)

Column: This is the last time

Unfortunately, I have to start with bad news. This will be my last sex column. I know. Save the tears for later. My objective was to entertain and educate. Ultimately, ...